Money Morons

MONETARIUS MORONICUS: noun-<br>A mental affliction that causes its victims to self-inflict<br> financial wounds. It is most commonly caused by<br> inadequate financial education vulnerability to<br> marketing messages and an inability to delay<br> gratification. Symptoms include high debt<br> stress depression divorce bankruptcy<br>even suicide. Those who suffer from<br> Monetarius Moronicus are known as<br><i>MONEY MORONS</i>.<p> While it is not contagious children of<br> adults suffering from Monetarius Moronicus<br> are at an increased risk to develop the condition.<br> Treatment is often hampered because victims tend to<br> ignore warning signs until the condition reaches critical status.