Monster and the Jewel Thief

<p><em><strong>Monsters and mayhem the FUCN'A is about to get FUC'd!</strong></em></p><p> </p><p>Shaken baked or grated this cheese-lovin' kleptomaniac crow shifter and owner of a cozy B&B could save the day with a kick of chili flakes. That is if Pandora Raven can escape her Lump of an ex Monster Johnson. He's a sexy-as-a-slice-of-pepperoni-pizza-with-all-the-fixings special ops agent and has rented one of her rooms!</p><p> </p><p>A four-year mission in the Amazon rainforest hunting a chimera-making mad scientist has been gorilla shifter Monster's go-to. There isn't a branch he can't swing from to nab a slippery lead. Until he learns a shocking secret back home.</p><p> </p><p>Save his mate crack the case and holy <em>pastel Azteca</em> save the cheese! Oh sweet Pandora Monster's in her box and he's ready to make all her dreams come true.</p><p> </p><p>***</p><p><em>Monster and the Jewel Thief</em> by Cyndi Faria is an EveL Worlds paranormal romantic comedy set in Eve Langlais' Furry United Coalition (F.U.C.) World with a happily ever after ending.</p>