Monster Burger

<p>One loser one karate-chopping bombshell and one talking cockroach stand between YOU and the zombie apocalypse. </p><p><br></p><p>It's business as usual at the 24/7 Demon Mart. Well not exactly. The beer cave is still the portal to hell but things haven't been quite right since a handful of vengeful beasts from beyond nearly destroyed the store in their bid to unleash hell on earth. Demon Mart has a serious pest problem. Shoddy construction has compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux now that the Monster Burger across the street has a snooty new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff. </p><p><br></p><p>And Lloyd Wallace one-time world-saving hero is too scared to leave his house. He's had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real (and a valued part of the Demon Mart team) blood-thirsty hell beasts are real and that his boss is the devil. His guardian angel-who lives in a Magic 8-Ball-has had to resort to extreme measures to get Lloyd to leave the safety of his childhood bedroom show up for work and keep the promises he made to God. </p><p><br></p><p>When the store's living dead staff get restless and human customers start shuffling around absolutely starving ready to eat anything they can get their hands on it's clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a big problem. It's ground zero for the zombie apocalypse. It's up to DeeDee Lloyd and Kevin to save the day-again. But Lloyd will have to conquer his crippling fear long enough to do his job. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or will he remain a couch-surfing zero? If they fail Columbus Ohio could quickly turn into Zombie Ohio. The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong? </p><p><br></p><p>Monster Burger is a zombie comedy for fans of Jesse Peterson (Living with the Dead) Andrew Stanek (You Are Undead) Scott Kenemore (Zombie Ohio / Zen of Zombies) Jeff Strand (Sinister Mister Corpse) Diana Rowland (White Trash Zombie) and Shaun of the Dead. It is the second book in the 24/7 Demon Mart series a horror-comedy / humorous comic fantasy series. Other titles include The Graveyard Shift and Hell for the Holidays.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Welcome to 24/7 Demon Mart</strong></p><p>The Graveyard Shift (Book 1)</p><p>Monster Burger (Book 2)</p><p>Angel Trouble (Book 3)</p><p>(Re)Possessed (Book 4)</p><p>Revenge of the Furballs (Book 5)</p><p>(Dis) Enchanted (Book 6)</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><strong>24/7 Demon Mart Stories </strong>(Read anytime in any order after The Graveyard Shift)</p><p>Hell For The Holidays (A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas Story) </p><p>Critters from the Poo Lagoon (A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature)</p>