Moose Turds and Midlife Crises

<p>Ever stepped in moose shit and thought Yep this pretty much sums up my life?<br>Welcome to Moose Turds and Midlife Crises - the no-filter side-splitting memoir of a grizzled boomer staring down the back half of life with a crooked grin and a cup of burnt coffee.</p><p>This isn't your average I found enlightenment on a yoga mat midlife tale. Nope. This is a dirt-under-the-fingernails deer-in-the-rearview curse-out-the-universe kind of story - equal parts survival guide and stand-up comedy show set deep in the backwoods of personal chaos.</p><p>In these pages you'll find:</p><p>Wild tales of aging disgracefully in the North Country</p><p>Outbursts of sarcastic gold and nostalgic WTF moments</p><p>Actual moose (and their digestive aftermath)</p><p>A brutally honest look at marriage manhood memory loss and that weird mole you swear wasn't there last week</p>