Mostly Insouciant Popourri

While the original objective of this book was to create a major fictional non-fiction global warming based politically incorrect criminal crime comedy biographical mystery story certain circumstances prevented the realization of that intention. Unfortunately while bringing the manuscript to his publisher the author tripped over a beer bottle in the hallway of his apartment and all the pages unnumbered as they were fell in widely scattered disarray over a wide area both inside and outside of the open front door. Further strewn by his dog excessively breaking wind and his cat thinking they were a litter box the consequence of this was that the author having with great difficulty retrieved all the pages of his manuscript if in a completely discombobulated sequence said 'the hell with it' to himself gave the now randomly distributed pages to his publisher and had the book published as is in its present form. Sorry about that.