Mr. Ping's Almanac of the Twisted & Weird presents Boyd McCloyd and the Perpetual Motion Machine

On the day that the fattest sweatiest man in Hong Kong kidnapped his parents thirteen-year-old Boyd McCloyd found out he had a new job from an eight-foot tall yeti in a pinstripe suit. The job in question: Boyd was to continue to produce yearly editions of The Almanac of the Twisted and Weird (the world's number one printed resource for the odd and unusual macabre and profane twisted and...weird). However because Boyd had inherited this job from the venerable Confucius Ping he also inherited Mr. Ping's enemies every one of which had made it their lifelong goal to destroy everything that Mr. Ping represented. This dastardly and treacherous group of werewolves leprechauns mutant swordfish dwarf giants and various other cadres of criminals includes the very man who had kidnapped Boyd's parents: Mr. Fang.