Must Love Hockey

<p><strong>Q: What's the opposite of a meet cute?</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>A: Meeting a handsome guy at the very moment you're breaking out in hives all over your body.</strong></p><p></p><p>The mysterious allergic reaction I have at the hockey game is terrifying. But it's just a little less terrifying when a big strong equipment manager for the Brooklyn Bruisers saves the day.</p><p></p><p>That's how I meet James Jimbo Carozza. When I'm alone and frightened he gets me the help I need and delivers me safely to the emergency room.</p><p></p><p>Too bad I don't even get his last name...</p>