My Boss's Sister

<p><strong>Memo to my boss:</strong> <em>I knocked up your sister...</em><br><em>Surprise! You're an uncle!...</em><br><strong>I quit and I'm going into witness protection.</strong></p><p>Look you don't need to tell me I'm making the mistake of a lifetime.<br>I'm not only breaking bro-code but I'm setting myself up to be fired or even castrated.<br>I never planned on falling for my best friend's sister.<br>A man can only take so much sweet delicious temptation and Valerie Windsor is my kryptonite.<br><br>They say there's a fine line between love and hate and the only thing she seems to love more than hating me-is making me suffer.<br>Two can play at that game.<br>I tortured her made ridiculous demands threw her desk out into the hallway.<br>I even fired her...TWICE.<br><br>But the moment we touched...it was like gasoline on a fire.<br>Keeping our hookups a secret wasn't hard.<br>Hell it was even exciting.<br>Her forbidden fruit tasted that much sweeter.<br><br><strong>Keeping my feelings a secret however isn't so easy.</strong><br><strong>Not to mention hiding the fact that my boss... Is about to be an uncle.</strong></p>