My Boys Can Swim!

FinallyA Pregnancy Book That Won''t Put Men to SleepMy Boys Can Swim! tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn''t put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And most important what''s it going to do to your sex life? This rollicking laugh-out-loud book is for expectant dads in search of bottom-line pregnancy information without all that boring touchy-feely stuff you find in those books written for women. Inside you''ll discover helpfuland hilariousinformation and insights on such topics as: The Maternity Wardrobe: A key part of the maternity wardrobe is maternity underwearparachute-like undies big enough to fit an NFL defensive lineman. Baby Names: Don''t give your kids mockable names like Thaddeus which is Greek for ''I''m a dork and should be beaten up.'' The Birth: No one told me it''s normal that babies'' heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar the conehead.