My Dead Dad Was in ZZ Top

With this shocking tell-all revealing the all-true 100% fake secrets about music’s biggest names Jon Glaser—a writer for Late Night with Conan O''Brien and the creator and star of Adult Swim’s Delocated—is about to rock the world of well rock and roll. The long-buried (or possibly never-yet-imagined) dreadful secrets of music’s most notable talents—including Prince’s bar mitvah remixes Fleetwood Mac’s deals with McDonald’s and more—are in the vein of John Hodgman’s More Information Than You Require and The Onion’s Our Dumb Century a wry and blasphemous tribute to the popular culture icons we hold dear.Based on recently discovered (and probably forged) documents this book finally answers the questions you never thought to ask.Absurdist Humor: Find out why the author’s dad left ZZ Top in a series of increasingly unhinged letters.Secret Documents: Uncover never-before-seen artifacts including Prince’s bat mitzvah set list and the cocktail napkin that reveals Van Halen’s original far less cool band name.Music Humor: Witness the moment your favorite artists sold out from Fleetwood Mac’s secret deal with McDonald’s to Bob Dylan’s abandoned jingles for local mattress stores.Deadpan Comedy: A perfect gift for fans of John Hodgman The Onion and Adult Swim who appreciate a completely straight-faced approach to the utterly ridiculous.