My Name Is Prince Albert

<p>Albert a young frog fresh from the pond overheard the story of a fabled frog that was kissed by a princess. He turned into a handsome prince and they lived happily ever after. Albert wanted to live happily ever after.</p><p>Bewitched by the tale of The Frog Prince Albert waited by the path and was discovered by the princess and her handmaiden. With a giggle the handmaiden dropped to a knee held Albert high in her cupped hands offering him to the princess in jest. The princess gave the handmaiden a mock appreciative smile pulled the maiden’s hands toward her lips and gave Albert a kiss on the top of his head. With this silliness over the handmaiden set Albert down alongside the path and the two continued on their way.</p><p>“I lay by the side of the path for a long time limp and exhausted trembling and the ground beneath me was spinning! I could feel my frog body beginning to change. Here I go! <strong><em>Here I go!</em></strong> Then there was nothing. <strong><em>Nothing!</em></strong> I did not turn into a prince. I slept.”</p><p>Now what? Will Albert be able to live happily ever after? You won’t believe what happens next!</p>