My Queen My King

<p><strong>Romcom meets fantasy in this dark humour satire. </strong></p><p><strong>A duet of <em>Death Do Us Part</em> and <em>For Better or For Worse.</em></strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Honey Does This Takes Like Poison to You?</em></strong></p><p><br></p><p>It's illegal to be anything other than happy but when I get dumped by my fiance three days before our wedding I'm not going to lie it kinda sucks.</p><p> </p><p>So I get hammered - because drunk is a type of happy. I then try to kill him with a wasp start a war with the fairies and end up in jail about to be executed in public but you know...staying happy.</p><p> </p><p>Even when I'm blackmailed into marrying the grumpy fairy king who's rumoured to eat children. <em>And</em> when I find out he's going to kill me.</p><p> </p><p>Okay slight lie. I panic a little bit and try to kill him. <em>Buuut</em> it's with cake and cakes are for happy celebrations so I'm pretty sure that's still legal...</p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>I Will Destroy Everything For Her</em></strong></p><p><br></p><p>When the Court forced me to take a wife I wasn't supposed to fall in love. Now I have a weakness I'm struggling to protect.</p><p> </p><p>My kingdom is at war. The Court wants to use her to take my throne. The rebels want to kill her to bring me to my knees. And our world its customs and traditions will destroy her very soul. Arienna Morningstar will not survive being queen. Unless...</p><p> </p><p>I destroy it all.</p>