My Room-Mates Spouse Children Neighbors Co-Workers And/Or Tenants Are All Evil and Need to Be Destroyed

After years of talking with others whose primary or seccondary relationships are failing I have learned the basic mistakes that you can learn and avoid. Come and laugh with me at some true-crime--well not really crime in the crimal sense--habits that have not worked for others and don't stand a snowball's chance in H--- of working for you! Any resemblance between your friends and those described in this book is entirely intentional--in fact if none of the anecdotes sound familiar you are either a Vampire or an Alien or both!