Nailing the Alien

<p class=ql-align-center><strong>My short-term construction job with a</strong></p><p class=ql-align-center><strong>grumpy orc boss just got complicated.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>Desperate to escape the clutches of the alien lizard mafia I accept a spur-of-the-moment job offer on a distant planet. A monstrous grumpy alien orc is building a new home in a distant colony and he's looking for an assistant. </p><p> </p><p>He needs me to hold his hammer. I get it. It's a big hammer. </p><p> </p><p>He's a lonely barbarian brute with a gruff exterior but I soon learn that inside he's hiding a squishy center. When he unexpectedly enters his mating frenzy there's no one around to handle the job . . . except me. He gives me two options-return home or stay and help him with a whole different kind of nailing . . .</p>