Namaste ...and other lies I told myself

<p>A Sacred Roast of Spiritual Bypassing and Enlightened Nonsense.<br><br>Spiritual awakening was never meant to be this entertaining...</p><p>which ironically might be the most awakened thing of all.</p><p> </p><p>Ever saged your space like a high priestess... while researching</p><p>your ex's new relationship?</p><p>Pulled three tarot cards hoping they'd say the opposite of what you already knew?</p><p>Said it's a soulmate connection right after ignoring three red flags and your own gut?</p><p> </p><p>You're not alone.</p><p> </p><p>In this hilariously honest collection of modern spiritual mishaps</p><p>Nicalene Coutts takes you behind the scenes of metaphysical culture - where manifestation meets meltdown and 'alignment' often disguises avoidance.</p><p> </p><p>Translating spiritual jargon into real-world truth she unpacks 20 laugh-out-loud chapters with lovingly provocative questions like:</p><p>· Is it intuition... or indigestion disguised as divine guidance?</p><p>· And if you're in 5D why are you still rage-posting in 3D?</p><p> </p><p>With heart humour and a hefty sprinkle of sage-scented self-awareness Namaste & Other Lies I Told Myself invites you to drop the performance laugh at yourself and reclaim the magic of being gloriously human. Because enlightenment doesn't always look like a glow. Sometimes it looks like finally laughing at your own spiritual expectations and experiences.</p><p> </p><p>Oh - and you won't be journeying alone.</p><p>You'll meet a few colourful souls - completely made-up</p><p>(but oddly familiar) caricatures of the tribe.</p><p>They're not here to be judged - just gently honoured lovingly roasted and joyfully recognised. Because sometimes the fastest way</p><p>to raise your frequency... is to laugh your socks off first.</p>