Never EVER Marry a Mermaid: A Story About Santa's Toots (Farts): 1

Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice but you should never EVER marry one! Its one disaster after another. Dont believe me? Well here read on: Never ever marry a mermaid That would not go well.Theres something fishy about a mermaid That isnt just the smell! Come and join the fun in the brand new series Never Ever by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series Adam Wallace and Ninja Life Hacks creator Mary Nhin.Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a MermaidNever Ever Upset a UnicornNever Ever Lick a LlamaNever Ever Massage a MooseNever Ever Cuddle a Crocodile