Never Shag a Scorpio

<p><i><b>Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer?</b> </i><br><br>Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you'll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters.<br><br><i>Never Shag a Scorpio</i> is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. <b>Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate</b>, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces' parents.<br><br>Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as 'Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius' and 'A Taurus's top 5 breakup songs', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.</p> <p><i><b>Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer?</b> </i><br><br>Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you'll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters.<br><br><i>Never Shag a Scorpio</i> is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. <b>Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate</b>, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces' parents.<br><br>Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as 'Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius' and 'A Taurus's top 5 breakup songs', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.</p>