New Dad Same Bad Jokes

<b>Q: Why is that baby still in diapers? <br>A: I&#146;ll give you two reasons: number one and number two.</b><br><br>Calling new dads! Cackle and eye-roll your way through baby&#146;s first year with 365 hilariously horrible dad jokes for parents who have no idea what they&#146;re in for. Classically corny plus new cringe these jokes help first-time dads take a load off tickle their loved ones and give baby their first giggly groan. <i>New Dad Same Bad Jokes </i>won&#146;t make it easier to be a new parent but it will soften the blow with some hearty LOLs new-dad tips and prompts to document the messy endearing and hilarious moments of first-time fatherhood. While baby might still be little this dad joke book is full-groan!<br><br>Inside Dad will find:<ul><li><b>A joke a day for baby&#146;s first year!</b> Baby jokes and a whole lot more. 365 classic puns one-liners and Q&amp;As to give you a zing when that coffee won&#146;t quite cut it. </li><li><b>Hilariously useful Dad Hacks. </b>Stop pee mid-air? Wrap baby like a burrito? Help mom eat one-handed? Tips you didn&#146;t know you needed to survive year one. </li><li><b>Space to record early memories of baby.</b> Prompts to jot down the sweet the silly the stinky as baby grows from swaddled to swindler.</li></ul>