New Definitions That Didn't Make It Into the Dictionary

<p><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Words for Life's Absurdities</em></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Ever had a doctor diagnose you before you've even finished explaining your symptoms? That's </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>pre-existing conclusions</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>We've all experienced them-those oddly specific frustrating and hilarious moments in life that should have a name but don't. Until now.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Here's just a glimpse of what you'll find inside this book:</span></p><p></p><ul><li><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)>Everyday absurdities defined</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)> - A collection of hilarious too-true terms for situations we all recognize.</span></li><li><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)>Quirky illustrations</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)> - Visual punchlines that bring each definition to life.</span></li><li><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)>The perfect gift</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)> - A must-have for lovers of wordplay wit and observational humour.</span></li></ul><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Rich Lange pairs amusing images with razor-sharp definitions for situations we all know too well but never had a name for. Think </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The Devil's Dictionary</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> meets </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Dilbert</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> with a modern twist.</span></p><p></p><p><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>New Definitions That Didn't Make It Into the Dictionary</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> is a sharp laugh-out-loud collection and a brilliant coffee table companion. It's guaranteed to have you nodding in recognition chuckling in agreement and wondering how you ever survived without these words.</span></p>