No Bones About It

<p>So far my first demon hunting mission with Zhen has gone thusly:</p><p></p><p>1) We came in for one job. It was not one job. And all of our nice conventional weapons aren't working. (Zhen is right EFTs <em>suck</em>)</p><p></p><p>2) A crash course in Monocan legends and medicine. (Probably the best part of this trip.)</p><p></p><p>3) The bond plays a painful game of yo-yo with us. (Which means I'm getting dragged into fights I'd rather skip.)</p><p></p><p>4) Houdou are maybe addicted to peanut butter. (How was I to know?!)</p><p></p><p>If this is how all of Zhen's cases go we need to solve the bond issue stat 'cause me and bullets do not mix well.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Tags:</p><p>Magically bonded chosen family Kris and Zhen actually communicate whole story is just mindless violence and fluff Zhen is a walking green flag Chinese mythology Monocan mythology multicultural romance part time soulmates full time problem relationship negotiations it's a hot mess but they're trying dammit Evil Flying things NOT for the win Dead Eye Kris Zhen is turned on by Kris shooting emotional realizations are never fun Zhen rides a Huodou this is a match made in heh Hell archery for the win only a barn was harmed in the making of this story Kris might have sicced the Huodou on her sister's fiance but to be fair he had it coming</p>