No You Can't | Softcover

Is it time for you to just give up?Because every time you aim low youll feel like youve died and gone to Disneyland. Youll be in a place where youre never concerned about hard work a place where you never feel guilty for goofing off all day a place where nobody expects anything from you a place where choosing to eat a third corn dog--or not--will be the hardest decision of your day.No You Cantalso offers such crumbs of wisdom as:Hope is a crutch. Crutches are only good for getting two things: awesome parking at the mall and sympathy dates. Otherwise they will just slow you down.You cant be a failure when you have no hope of winning.Whoever said nothing is easy has never tried quitting.Aiming low is as easy as breathing. You can practically do it without thinking. And the skills required to get there--like quitting and making excuses--take less time to learn than you might imagine. All you need is No You Cant and the stark realization that you dont really want to be all that you can be. In fact your expectations can go so low that anything you DO achieve is completely surprising.