Nobody Eats Parsley: And other things I learned from my family

Nobody Eats Parsley: And other things I learned from my familySit down grab a beer and let me tell you some stories about my family. Theyre so ridiculous you may think theyre fiction. Like the time I went to a drive-in X-rated movie without realizing my parents were in the next car. Or the time I let my kid throw a rock through our living room window. Theres the time I bought a camouflage thong in a bait shop and the time I ruined a kids birthday party. And the other time I ruined a kids birthday party. I cant guarantee that these stories will make you laugh but I can guarantee that I didnt make them up.