Not Another Story about Princess Diana

Steven Jackson was raised in England on the wrong side of the tracks-the Black Country where there's no right side. After a convoluted journeythrough life he's content to bask in the Arizona sun and in his wife's attentions. His only contact with England is via the Internet or his infrequent visits tothe British and Dominion Club near Long Beach-his English fix.<p>Into this idyll comes a letter from the British Embassy inviting him to discuss a matter of some delicacy. Steven allows his wife Pamela to persuade him to respond to the letter onlybecause the consulate is on the way to the beach at Santa Monica fish and chips at the Kings Head a visit with friends and maybe even some cricket.<p>The news is not what he expects: he learns that he has a twenty-two-year-old daughter named Judith a potential son-in-law and some very distinguishedin-laws. He finds himself embroiled in the preparations for a royal wedding and suddenly in conflict with two of his least favorite institutions: the British government and the media.