Not Safe For Kids
by
Kevin Shamel
English

About The Book

<html><p>WARNING: THIS BOOK IS GUARANTEED TO EMOTIONALLY FUCK UP YOUR KIDS</p><p>Ah children. They are obnoxious little question machines. And they won't shut up until you've given them a response. Dumb jerks.This book addresses all the cold hard answers to all those stupid stupid questions like:</p><p>Does your poop smell bad? That means you're dying.</p><p>How do little rocks turn into big ones? They eat people.</p><p>Did you know you can breathe underwater? It's true. Your body doesn't like it at first but you totally can.</p><p>Did you know that holding babies makes you run faster? Try it and see!</p><p>Wouldn't it be cool if you could go back in time and fight dinosaurs for control of the moon? No it wouldn't be. You'd totally die.</p> <p>So sit down and layer on the emotional scarring with this read-aloud picture book you WISH you could share with children. A hilarious read that is NOT SAFE FOR KIDS.</p></html>
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