Nothing to Hide

<p><strong>Come to LA with us Roxie... </strong></p><p><strong>It will be so much fun! </strong></p><p><strong>We have tickets for a late-night talk show! What could possibly go wrong?</strong></p><p> </p><p>My girls and I do most everything together anyway so why not go watch this Zairn Lomond guy be interviewed? Jane and Toria are into him seriously into him. I can shake a proverbial pom-pom for their obsession. </p><p>Of course if someone has to win the round-the-world tour of Lomond's nightclubs it has to be me. Cool. No big deal. I can work from anywhere and who says no to free five-star travel? </p><p> </p><p>He's suave charming everything the hungry media says. Does that mean I'm going to give him a break? Ha! No! If he can't take my sass that's his problem not mine. </p><p> </p><p>Except he takes it... and gives it right back. Every time I bait him the smooth operator rises to the challenge.</p><p> </p><p>Play. Have fun. But don't fall for him Roxie. At the end of the tour you're going home and he's jetting off into the sunset. Do not fall for him.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><em>Warning: Contains explicit language and imagery. Suitable only for ages 18 and over.</em></p>