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<p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>This is the story of a boy a girl a phone a cat the end of the universe and the terrible power of ennui.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>Jacob is sure he used to be more upset about waking up covered in his own vomit. He's not sure what changed but he is sure getting high should be doing more good than it seems to be. At least it still irons out some of the arguments between parts of his head.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>Rose just wants Jacob to get out of her apartment but is distracted by her restaurant burning down and the fact that she suddenly can't stop talking.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>In fact many things have started talking a lot and most of them shouldn't be talking at all. Between the increasingly strange conversations and a number of curiously punitive coincidences nobody notices that some of the more important bits of reality are unravelling until it's way too late.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>Dude I loved it but I think people like you are only appreciated after they're dead.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>- Guy at a Bar</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>I don't get what's up with the letters.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>- Author's Editor</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>I'm about 20 percent in am I supposed to understand what's going on yet?</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>- Author's Coworker</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>A raucous mind-bending laugh-out-loud adventure from a rising literary star.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>- Definitely a Legitimate Review from a Super Famous Magazine</span></p>