NSFW

<p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Not Safe For Work.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Rated M for Mature.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>NC-17.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>What else can I tell you about this book except that it's not intended for young readers young-at-heart readers middle-aged readers readers with weak stomachs readers with strong moral compasses readers with objections to profanity or readers without access to The Urban Dictionary.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>NSFW - Shingles collected edition volume one collects six novellas of ridiculous horror comedy from the creator of Bubba the Monster Hunter.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>If you've ever wondered how to fight off a zombie apocalypse with items found in an adult novelty store this book is for you.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>If you've ever fallen in love with a car. REALLY in love. Yes THAT kind of love. This book is for you.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>If you have an unreasoning fear of clowns and/or egg beaters this book is for you.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>If you've ever taken an Elf on a Shelf to a strip club this book is for you. Also what is WRONG with you?</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>If you've ever thought of TrueBlood as a feminist manifesto this book is for you.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>If you've ever had nightmares about detached radioactive genitals attacking people this book is for you. And again what is WRONG with you?</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>This is the book your middle school english teach gave you detention for reading.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>This is the book your parents made you go to church twice that week for reading.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>This is the book your therapist suggested you never </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>EVER</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> read again. Also screw your therapist. They obviously aren't looking out for your best interests.</span></p>