Offed

<p><br />While stuck in traffic Birch considers just how far he has come in life at least in between interruptions from his fan-boy limousine driver.  He takes pride in the fact that the President of the United States has requested a one-on-one meeting with him.  Amazing really to become the first serial killer ever received at the White House.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>“The underpinnings of this morality play will make you squirm because it strikes so close to home in our violent celebrity-fuelled times.”</p><p>            – Ashley Jude Collie The Huffington Post</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>“The whacked narrator of Gary D. Rhodes’ Offed a hard-boiled serial killer with a sure-fire method for finding fame splatters the page with invectives against today’s media-soaked landscape while going about his sinister business. You find yourself nodding at his rants in admiration until your conscience tracks you down and you realize that you too are a victim of Rhodes’ killer prose.”</p><p>            – Michael L. Shuman The Mailer Review</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>“Gary D. Rhodes’ darkly absurd tale of a sociopathic serial killer being elevated to the status of a twenty-first century folk hero couldn’t be more relevant during these hyper-strange times in which we all find ourselves.  If Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho) Rex Miller (Slob) and Jerzy Kosinski (Being There) had all hooked up for a delightfully perverse ménage à trois Offed might very well have been the unholy result.”</p><p>            – Robert Guffey author of Until the Last Dog Dies Chameleo Spies &      Saucers and Cryptoscatology</p>