Ogres Elves & Insufferable Dad Jokes

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>A mildly amusing story of fatherhood mental health found family and begrudgingly saving the day.</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Jock is not a hero. He's a magicless human who gets a cramp in his back each time he wipes his arse. But who wants to be magical and ride around on condescending pegasi anyway? They don't have seat belts you get a mouth full of flies the turbulence sucks and the death toll is horrendous. Poor Norris died last week; fell off on his way home from bingo.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Instead Jock is simply epic at being a father to two young daughters married to a much-loved witch and working nine to five as a receptionist for an incompetent detective in Hart a city of magic and adventure where all races come together to celebrate their brilliance... when they're not stuck in traffic thanks to herds of jackalopes.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Jock's fine. Totally fine.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But then he snaps and finds himself almost stepping in front of a bubblepede to end his life.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>No longer able to hide his dismal mental health his wife encourages him to go camping with their four-year-old daughter Raia who's also struggling with the reality of being magicless in a magical world. Collecting an array of fellow outcasts across Harmonia Jock Raia and their new friends head out on a journey that won't just help them find their place in a world that pushes them aside but a journey that'll change Harmonia forever.</span></p>