Oh the Places You'll Eff Up

<b>Discover the ups and downs of post-college life in this hilarious keepsake graduation gift that parodies Seuss' classic for the modern age.</b> <p/>Congrats! Congrats! <p/> You've made it so far.<br> You're an adult now <br> you're even allowed<br> in a bar. <p/> But long before you're<br> going to succeed <br> You'll eff shit up <br> 100% guaranteed. <p/> This ultimate graduation present is sure to bring a nervous smile to the face of any young adult about to face the wide world.