Oi watch it Treacle- The Life and Hard Times of Terry Knacker

THERE have been many biographies of hard men geezers who would maim you as soon as look at you for insulting their dear old mums but none like this. This is the incredible life story of a man who rose from humble beginnings to become the hardest man in the world. That man is Terrence Shirley Knacker. Given an effeminate middle name to ensure a difficult childhood Terry fought and blagged his way to the top conquering adversity and trampling on anyone who got in his way. Ultimately loved by few but respected by many he has drawn celebrities sports stars and politicians to him like flies to shit. In the pages of this book Terry attempts to get his story across occasionally with all the subtlety of one of his right hooks. Like its subject matter it is not always a pretty read but it will grip you by the throat and give you a couple of cheeky slaps for looking at it funny. So don't waste his time put yer hand in yer pocket and buy it.