On My Merry Way

<p><strong>WRONG NUMBER . . . RIGHT PERSON!</strong></p><p><strong>Tatum may not have put sexy stranger on her Christmas list but Santa knows what a good girl needs to make her holiday complete.</strong><br><br>Just because my mother decided to set some small-hearted grinchy restrictions on her Christmas celebration doesn't mean I can't host an inclusive holiday. I'm determined to create the brightest happiest pinkest glitteriest most loving holiday ever-in my one-bedroom apartment over a Christmas-themed bar.</p><p>Who cares? It's not where you spend the holiday that matters; it's who you spend it with and my holiday spirit is in full force.<br><br>In fact I'm feeling so cheery that when a stranger accidentally sends me a text to say he's on his way I kindly text back to let him know he's reached the wrong number. Sure I've had a little wine while wrapping presents so I maybe say a little more. And when he replies? Well it would be rude not to respond.<br><br>Quicker than I can stick myself in the knee with a pair of scissors I've got a full-fledged flirty text convo going with some random guy who might be a doctor might be a criminal . . . might be the perfect addition to my holiday guest list.<br><br>And if I happen to extend an invite to a drag queen Mrs. Claus and the vampire throuple from across the street? Hey the more the merrier right? 'Tis the season!<br><br><em>Light the fireworks and pour the champagne! The naughty list is ready to make merry!</em></p><p> </p>