On the Flight to Nowhere

~ Flight Preparations ~ Welcome...And All Aboard The Flight To Nowhere _...~(Flight Rules)~..._ *Mind Yur' Heads... *And Yur' A$$...! *No Puking... *No Throwing Up... ...And Definitely * No Pissing!... On Yourself Or The -Ucking Flight Attendant! N' Don'T Mix Pill'S And Liquor Onboard If You Do Don'T Swollow The Blue Water Drowning In The Toilet On The Ways Down!... Our Flight Insurants Don'T Cover Idiots With Their -Uckin' Heads In The !! Toilets !!! *If You Have Any Complaints You Can: *Contact Our Complaint Department At: { * 1-800- Who Gives A $Hit!? * } ..This Is Yur' Captain Slurring Over N' Out... ...So Please Enjoy The Terrorfying Remainder ......Of The Flight.... .........Thank You........