On the Road to Exile and Other Short Stories

<p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify>This book contains seven of the most unusual short stories ever written.</p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify><br></p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify>In <em>On the Road to Exile</em> a woman travels a thousand miles on her donkey returning to the family she left a year earlier to find the only thing that has changed is her.</p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify><br></p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify>In <em>The Accidental Transvestite</em> a man wants only to get in his ex-girlfriend's pants but once he has them on he soon realizes he would do anything to get them off.</p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify><br></p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify>In <em>How Much Further to Insanity?</em> a woman boards a train that takes her to the edge of madness confronted by the strangest circumstances that begin with the insults of an Amish passenger and ends with the deprivations of a simeopath.</p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify><br></p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify>In <em>She Fell to Sleep</em> a man ruminates over the question of whether his girlfriend fell asleep or faked it.</p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify><br></p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify>In <em>Six Kittens Six Victims</em> a man and his two children stand outside a grocery store trying to find homes for their kittens.</p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify><br></p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify>In <em>This is Your Life</em> a man's perfect life turns complicated when his girlfriend finds him sharing a joint with two fatties who were at his house due to unexplainable reasons.</p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify><br></p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif class=ql-align-justify>In <em>Ode to a Shitonion</em> a man wakes from a coma and recalls the circumstances that led to him being charged with ...exhibiting a flagrant disregard for the sanctity of life while satisfying unnatural sexual impulses... and the brief courtroom drama that follows.</p><p style=margin: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Calibri" sans-serif><br></p>