One Dollar One Rissole

Well this is the fifth volume of short stories </br> and some may ask why</br> he doesn't just pull his finger out</br> and write a proper novel. </br> But he figures he is being novel </br> doesn't have the brain to concentrate enough</br> to achieve a novel </br> and realises possibly</br> just where his strengths</br> and weaknesses lie. </br> So go and sit on the toilet if you need to hang shit on him. </br> Besides he is a lazy prick. </br>