One Minute Meditative Walk

Despite Having The Luxury Of An All-Time Company Of A Metaphysician Who Dwells In The Right Hemisphere Of His Skull He Keeps On Failing To Attain Twenty-Four-Seven Meditative State. One Fine Morning This Metaphysical Entity Appears In His Study In An Assumed Physical Form To Personally Train Him In An Experiential One Minute Meditative Walk. But Alas! He Fails Despite Seven Attempts.