One Step Behind

Dear Little Miss Doppelganger I know you think youre clever stealing my life and my best friend.And you mightve succeeded if Id died after you marooned me.But guess what? I found a way off this godforsaken world and now Im coming for you.Theres no where or when I cant reach. So if you value your existence I suggest you leave my ship friends and family alone this instant. I promise if you do thatll be the end of it.Id rather be plotting my next dig while sipping root beer anyway.But if you insist on pretending to be me...Well all bets are off and most important of all Ill make sure you never get a Viking funeral.Love The Real Dakota Adams