Oops I Elf'd it Again

<p><strong>I'm teaching a gorgeous elf how to fit in with humans and now I'm falling in love. </strong></p><p><br></p><p>With thirty-six looming on my horizon I'm determined to have a child. I don't need romance. I don't need love. And I definitely don't need a happily ever after.</p><p><br></p><p>When my friend talks me into attending an elf ball at an estate in Monsterville promising I'll find a guy there who'll give me what I'm seeking I agree to go with her. </p><p><br></p><p>I'm barely there when I fall into the arms of the most gorgeous elf I've ever seen Tylik. He's the LOTR elf of my dreams so it's a good thing I've sworn off romance. </p><p><br></p><p>Tylik needs someone to teach him how to fit in with human society. I need a bundle of joy. We'll help each other then end things with no looking back.</p><p><br></p><p>But between teaching Tylik how to drive and showing him that ice cream is amazing I fall in love. What if he doesn't feel the same?</p>