Orcs Do It Better

<p class=ql-align-center></p><p><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>A new series from the bestselling author of Monsters Love Curvy Girls.</em></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>On the first day of winter my deadbeat criminal ex shows up on my front yard. Before I can call the cops a horned shirtless orc arrives on the scene and punches him to the ground.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Three things happen at once:</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I meet my next-door neighbor Garlen Irontree for the first time. Which at first is lovely. Then he stands much too close inhales my scent and morphs into a snarling raging green-muscled beast who repeatedly thunders my bride.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Uh oh.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Then Garlen's orc companions appear out of nowhere tackle and bind him in heavy chains and drag him through the snow to the mansion next door. Orcs historically kidnap their brides in the dark of winter therefore they will keep Garlen caged until spring?</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Third...I realize that snarling orc is the sexiest male I've ever met.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And at the end of winter break I'm expected to co-teach with him at Black Oak Academy. Because he's the new hire and I'm his boss.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Oh hell. How is this going to work out?</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Author's note: This is a body-positive romantic comedy and will provide all the consent.</span></p><p></p>