Out of the Missionary's Closet

<p class=ql-align-justify>As a former Mormon missionary author Johnny Townsend understands LDS mission culture. In these stories a young missionary can't get permission to see a doctor about the lump on his testicle until he can convince his mission president he isn't masturbating. A sadistic mission leader torments a young missionary. A sister missionary fulfills her community service requirement by babysitting for a prostitute. </p><p class=ql-align-justify>Two bored missionaries decide to make a little extra money moonlighting in a male strip club. Two frustrated elders find an acceptable way to masturbate-by donating to a Fertility Clinic. A lonely man searches for the favorite companion he hasn't seen in thirty years.</p><p class=ql-align-justify>And if you want even more missionary tales check out Townsend's fictionalized memoir of his own mission <em>A Gay Mormon Missionary in Pompeii</em> and his novels <em>Wake Up and Smell the Missionaries</em> and <em>Have Your Cum and Eat It Too</em>.</p><p><br></p>