Outpost Oops

<p>Buckle up for a sidesplitting sci-fi romp with Outpost Oops: Two Aliens vs. Earth's Dumbest Hits! Meet Zlorgax a tentacle-flailing slime-dripping Klaxxorian itching to zap Earth into glitter dust and Qweevrin his cool-headed glowing Vyxian partner barely holding him back. Stranded on a cloaked outpost orbiting our mudball these Galactic Observation Corps operatives are forced to watch humanity's most absurd antics-think TikTok dance frenzies ShamWow infomercials and reaction videos of people reacting to... nothing. From Pornhub's sweaty chaos to Victoria's Secret's flimsy armor Earth's bizarre broadcasts push the aliens to their breaking point. Zlorgax dreams of unleashing his Graviton Disruptor on influencers and llamas alike while Qweevrin fights to keep their sanity intact. Packed with biting satire cosmic snark and a warning beacon that screams No intelligent life here! this is a laugh-out-loud takedown of our digital age through the eyes of two aliens who'd rather face a pulsar than another PogChamp. Perfect for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Rick and Morty!<br>pages: 65</p>