Paper Soldiers

<p>The cult of stupid led by the president tries to overthrow the government when they lose the election because it's discovered they are an organized crime organization who has been secretly selling our secrets to the highest bidder but they don't want to be executed for treason so they do everything in their power to keep control over the government because if they allow the new government to be sworn in they will die for treason but being that they are all bumbling idiots everything they do to try to stay in power just makes things worse for themselves.</p>