Parade of Malfeasance

Servals have the fastest paw strikeof any living feline.Blue whales have the biggest babiesand if spiders weighed 238lbsmaybe then wed give a fuckwhile hailing our methods humanebut for now our capillarieschug Keystone pixelated worlds become womb cassowaries wont eat a local newborn and swapping out urinal cakespays nine an hourplus transportationto and fromwhatever holes we crawl.This ecology is too spicy.Remember the declaration of independencefrom ever again cooking with jalapeñobefore buttstuffs?Oncethere was a tiger who chokedon a good time.Oncethere was a boy who ached granular.Oncethose two bredand a childrens book was sold......the author of which is a scumbag.We sing a hymn in her honor.