Paraphrasing Wisdom

Poetry is silly. I don't mean your poetry Steve. Your poetry is great. It's not boring it's not pretentious and all those well-placed metaphors are really subtle and not clichéd at all. I'm talking about all the other poetry in the world. That poetry is stupid. I'm also not talking about this book of poetry. This book of poetry is like yours Steve - amazing AF. Oh what you don't want to read a book of poetry? You're too good for non-Steve poetry? Well look you're probably right. You're too good for this book. Or maybe you're too gud fur dis bhuhk. Ever think about that? No you didn't. #freewisdom4usteve. What's this book about? Daffodils and pigeons and eggs and dead skin and Mandarin and iron and God and muffins and blank and hippies and and and secrets and science and princesses and peanuts and Ethereum and tea and Steve and cake and staggering amounts of paraphrased wisdom.