Paul Is Single And The 2022 Apocalypse Part 1

<p>Look this isn't your grandma's rom-com. It's a story about falling in love while the universe collapses-literally. There's heartbreak betrayal and a cosmic death astroid rolling in from dimension Peta-9. But the real apocalypse? That's inside you buddy. You can't save the world if you haven't faced your own emotional entropy. Before you go coupling up like some desperate quantum particle maybe figure out who the hell you are. Because if you're not whole you're just dragging someone else into your black hole of unresolved trauma. And trust me I've seen what that does to a timeline.</p><p>So yeah it's the first issue in an adventure. It's got kissing. It's got crying. It's got a sentient toaster that writes poetry. But mostly it's about becoming one with yourself... before the universe hits Ctrl+Alt+Delete.</p>