Peacocks

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Lane's Tips for Licking Thicket Newcomers</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>If at all possible find yourself a hot and helpful landlord like Jaybird Proud who mows the lawn shirtless... and hope your grass grows quickly.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Expect the unexpected at work. If you're a veterinarian this might mean letter-cows pet pigs that aren't pets and Butterscotch the Pomeranian who has Strong Feelings about his glands.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Offer your help around town when needed... especially when that gorgeous landlord knocks on your door because his (pea)cock won't stop </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>displaying</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>. </span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Learn about local customs including: matchmaking leaving Italian Gentlemen on the doormat ordering tater tots and entwining dead vines into wreaths as a sign of true love.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Get your car washed on the regular... especially when your landlord is the one doing the scrubbing.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Above all keep things casual even when Jay ends up at your place every night. And every morning. And the occasional afternoon.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But when you find yourself falling for someone like Jaybird Proud (and life in his weird and wonderful town) let go of everything you </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>thought</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> you wanted... and Entwine that Thicketeer forever.</span></p><p></p><p></p>