People of the Titanic

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>On April 10 1912</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> the </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Titanic </em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>departed England ultimately bound for America. It famously struck an iceberg along the way and as the mighty ship went down it took 1500 people with it most of them good-hearted innocent people. But what of the jerks losers weirdos and malcontents? They were </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>also</em><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em> People of the </em>Titanic<em>.</em></strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>In this comical fanciful- and completely hypothetical - depiction of life on the </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Titanic</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> Shawn Carlow (</span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Jimmy Kimmel Live! Late Night with Jimmy Fallon</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>) brings to the surface 30 stories of doomed souls who sailed upon that ship of dreams. Revel in the never-before-told biographies of </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Titanic </em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>curios such as:</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>• The heroic mime who kept performing as the boat sank</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>• The importer forced to choose between his passion for passion fruits and his dispassionate wife</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>• The Danish spiritualist whose readings confirmed that his rich customers' opulent lifestyles would continue well into the afterlife</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em><u>And so very many more.</u></em></strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Suck it James Cameron. You've been bested by Shawn Carlow's hilarious take on the </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Titanic</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>-</span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Raj Desai</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> (</span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The Tonight Show</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>)</span></p><p></p><p></p>