Perky

<p><strong>One hundred years ago when I was young and impulsive (okay it was five alright? Five years ago...) I let my boyfriend take let's just say...compromising pictures of me.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>(Shut up. It made sense at the time).</p><p><br></p><p>Surprise! The sleazy back-stabbing jerk posted them on a website and well you can guess what happened. That's right.</p><p><br></p><p>I'm a meme. A really gross one.</p><p><br></p><p>You're seen the pictures. And if you haven't - don't ask. And don't look!</p><p><br></p><p>As face recognition software online improves I get tagged on social media whenever anyone shares my pictures. You try getting a thousand notifications a day all of them pictures of your tatas.</p><p><br></p><p>So. I'm done.</p><p><br></p><p>It's time for revenge. Let him see how it feels! But how do you get embarrassingly intimate pictures of your jerkface ex who double-crossed you five years ago?</p><p><br></p><p>Especially when he's a member of the U.S.House of Representatives now?</p><p><br></p><p>Getting sweet between the sheets with a congressman is pretty much every political roadie's dream right? I'm one in a crowd.</p><p><br></p><p>Except to this day he swears he didn't do it. Pursued me for months after I dumped him five years ago. Begged me to take him back.</p><p><br></p><p>And I almost did it. Almost. I was weak and stupid and in love a hundred years ago.</p><p><br></p><p>Okay. Fine. Five.</p><p><br></p><p>But I still have the upper hand. Second chance romance has all the emotional feels doesn't it?</p><p><br></p><p>I can't wait to punch him in the feels.</p><p><br></p><p>All I need to do is sleep with him once take some hot-and-sweaty pics of him in... delicate positions and bring him down. That's it. Nothing more.</p><p><br></p><p>Pictures first. Revenge after. And then I win.</p><p><br></p><p>At least that's how it was supposed to happen. But then I did something worse than sexting.</p><p><br></p><p>I fell in love with him.<em> Again</em>.</p>