Pheromone

<p class=ql-align-center><br></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Humans ... pets meat or mates.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>That's the first thing I see when I open my eyes that damn sign.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Don't fancy myself being sold for any of the above reasons so I'm </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>relieved </em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>when my buyer is killed by an ... Um.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Hot venom and horns and a violent grin. What the actual fuck is that?! Or should I say </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>who </em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>the actual fuck is </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>he</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>?</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Because he's definitely male. Definitely big. Definitely exuding pheromones that turn me into a much less rational human being.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Hi I'm Eve Wakefield twenty-five years old professional caterer recently abducted by aliens alongside my best friend. I'm also completely and utterly </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>screwed.</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> Lost on a jungle planet. Rooming in a downed spaceship with a dragon dude. Being hunted by a moth man with demon eyes and vampire teeth. Begging for help from a tentacle-tailed fox man who also happens to be ... a space cowboy?</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Here's the thing: I desperately want to go back to Earth. But I am </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>not </em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>leaving this place without my bestie Jane Baker.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>And I can't find her </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>or </em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>get us home without the help of three males who just so happen to be ideal romantic matches for yours truly.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Yay.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Three very different men. Three very different lives for me to try out. Three very powerful romances.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>And only one thing matters: </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>finding Jane. </em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Then ... then I'll worry about the messy complications of finding myself perma-mated to aliens.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Yeah it's a whole </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>thing.</em></p>