Pickle Pie: 1 (Cyberpink)

Tickle My Pickle Rollerball meets GLOW in this bloody mess of a sport story. When a bankrupt armourer ends up owning a second-rate jugger player he decides to go for it. But will he manage to even turn a profit when he knows little about the game and its seedy world when the opponents play dirty on and off the field and when the games popularity grows with every player injury and death? Do you wanna watch the bloody game of Cyberpink? Do you wanna meet Pickle Pie? Then read this exciting story where popularity is queen and blood runs pink. This is book 1 of the Cyberpink series. WARNING: Pickle Pie contains drug use low inhibitions cursing in multiple languages British spelling European political correctness a ton of stuff given in the metric system pink blood red blood dried blood worship of made-up corporate gods references to male and female body parts drinking abuse murder for sport murder for hire attempted murder lecherous fanboys directly from 4chan polyamory gangsterism debt bondage (the non-sexy kind of bondage ) transhumanism misquoted Doctor Who lines LGBT characters diversity pickle consumption in large quantities ouzo consumption in large quantities poorly named things bathroom scenes (Hitchcock would be proud ) and the story of a hero whos just trying to do the right thing while complaining about it.